The L.A. Times Just Printed The Scariest Thing You’ll Read Today

1. In Sunday’s edition of the Los Angeles Times the regular “Creativity Corner” featured this adorable little poem.

“Seashells are shining. Seashells are like ocean waves. Seashells beam at night.”

3. And this charming little ditty…

“Parakeets are loud. On Friday, I take them out. They are so pretty.”

5. And then the newspaper printed… this.

“The fire is red as blood. I watch the flames go up in the air as I taste the sadness of the people whose houses have burnt to the ground. I turn back, but all I hear is the bursting and explosion of flames.”

7. Boy, that escalated quickly.

Gabi really took it up a notch

— shelbyfero (@shelby fero)

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